Crazy people on my Whatsapp list with crazy status..!!!

Crazy people on my Whatsapp list.

10. Someone on his status “Sleeping” since 3 Days!  He’s Probably dead.

9. Someone is ‘sick’ since the time I added him.

8. Someone is “Driving” …since 5 days!
I guess he reached Dubai!!

7.Someone sends me back exactly what I sent to him..
Seems like he wants to play table tennis!

6. Someone still has his status as “Happy New Year!”
Guess his time stood still

5. Someone’s status is “Happy” since one Month.
Living in Paradise?

4. Someone is always ‘available’.
How free are you?

3. From first day their status is, ‘Hey there! I’m using Whatsapp’
I Know! That’s why you’re on my list!

2. Someone writes “urgent calls only”.
Don’t get it.
Are u in the police �� or ambulance service?

1. Some says, “can’t talk. Whatsapp only”
Dude then throw away your phone.. You are not using the phone’s Primary function